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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?
Still no good.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
No, not a chance
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